The darndest things he says

15 January 2014

Just wanted to pen down some of the things Fu said before I forget. They usually leave me stunned first, then cracking up with laughter later.

Case 1

Me: All these Japanese women! Pushing baby strollers around, but all look so slim! Some are even slimmer than me!!! Man, I really wanna know their secret!
He: Maybe they don’t let the fat ones out of the house until they slim down.

Case 2

The man of our topic

Hyun Bin, the man of our topic

Me: Hyun Bin is quite good-looking, isn’t he?
(we were watching Running Man, a Korean variety show and they gushed about Hyun Bin a few times)
: Good-looking meh? He looks like an alien. His forehead so big, chin so small.

"You did not just say I resemble an alien."

“Surely you did not just say I resemble an alien.”

"THIS alien?"

“THIS alien?”

"... or did you?"

“… or did you?”

"No more words are needed."

“No more words are needed.”

Case 3

(we were on the train and Fu was facing the left, and I was looking to the right)
He: That baby is so cute! He’s smiling so happy because that girl is playing with him!
Me: *turns and looks* What girl? I don’t see any girl.
He: There, the one without legs.

Turns out he meant the one not wearing anything to cover her legs (in the cold, frigid winter, if I may add). Just a skirt and shoes. :S

Case 4

He: I was walking around and saw a lot of delicious food! There’s even a shop with gigantic puffs!
Me: Puffs? Like the cream puff you had earlier?
He: No. Parfaits.

Where got people like that anyhow shorten words one!

The "puffs" he was talking about

The “puffs” he was talking about


  • Reply zhen 20 January 2014 at 5:31 pm

    I BURST OUT LAUGHING. luckily im in hall and there’s no one else to give me “THE EYE.”

    • Reply Rin 21 January 2014 at 6:09 am

      LOL I’m sure you get the eye enough with all the Evanovich novels haha

  • Reply ade 13 July 2014 at 3:37 pm

    Lol! I missed both of yoy

    • Reply Rin 14 July 2014 at 12:07 am

      Aww! <3
      We (or at least I) miss your company too! When is your wanderlust bringing you to Japan again? Let's go check out some other random cafes! :D

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