Just wanted to pen down some of the things Fu said before I forget. They usually leave me stunned first, then cracking up with laughter later.
Case 1
Me: All these Japanese women! Pushing baby strollers around, but all look so slim! Some are even slimmer than me!!! Man, I really wanna know their secret!
He: Maybe they don’t let the fat ones out of the house until they slim down.
Case 2
Hyun Bin, the man of our topic
Me: Hyun Bin is quite good-looking, isn’t he?
(we were watching Running Man, a Korean variety show and they gushed about Hyun Bin a few times)
He: Good-looking meh? He looks like an alien. His forehead so big, chin so small.
“Surely you did not just say I resemble an alien.”
“THIS alien?”
“… or did you?”
“No more words are needed.”
Case 3
(we were on the train and Fu was facing the left, and I was looking to the right)
He: That baby is so cute! He’s smiling so happy because that girl is playing with him!
Me: *turns and looks* What girl? I don’t see any girl.
He: There, the one without legs.
Me: :O WITHOUT LEGS???
Turns out he meant the one not wearing anything to cover her legs (in the cold, frigid winter, if I may add). Just a skirt and shoes. :S
Case 4
He: I was walking around and saw a lot of delicious food! There’s even a shop with gigantic puffs!
Me: Puffs? Like the cream puff you had earlier?
He: No. Parfaits.
Where got people like that anyhow shorten words one!
The “puffs” he was talking about
4 Comments
I BURST OUT LAUGHING. luckily im in hall and there’s no one else to give me “THE EYE.”
LOL I’m sure you get the eye enough with all the Evanovich novels haha
Lol! I missed both of yoy
Aww! <3
We (or at least I) miss your company too! When is your wanderlust bringing you to Japan again? Let's go check out some other random cafes! :D