The darndest things he says

Just wanted to pen down some of the things Fu said before I forget. They usually leave me stunned first, then cracking up with laughter later.

Case 1

Me: All these Japanese women! Pushing baby strollers around, but all look so slim! Some are even slimmer than me!!! Man, I really wanna know their secret!
He: Maybe they don’t let the fat ones out of the house until they slim down.


Case 2

The man of our topic
Hyun Bin, the man of our topic

Me: Hyun Bin is quite good-looking, isn’t he?
(we were watching Running Man, a Korean variety show and they gushed about Hyun Bin a few times)
He
: Good-looking meh? He looks like an alien. His forehead so big, chin so small.

"You did not just say I resemble an alien."
“Surely you did not just say I resemble an alien.”
"THIS alien?"
“THIS alien?”
"... or did you?"
“… or did you?”
"No more words are needed."
“No more words are needed.”

Case 3

(we were on the train and Fu was facing the left, and I was looking to the right)
He: That baby is so cute! He’s smiling so happy because that girl is playing with him!
Me: *turns and looks* What girl? I don’t see any girl.
He: There, the one without legs.
Me: :O WITHOUT LEGS???

Turns out he meant the one not wearing anything to cover her legs (in the cold, frigid winter, if I may add). Just a skirt and shoes. :S


Case 4

He: I was walking around and saw a lot of delicious food! There’s even a shop with gigantic puffs!
Me: Puffs? Like the cream puff you had earlier?
He: No. Parfaits.

Where got people like that anyhow shorten words one!

The "puffs" he was talking about
The “puffs” he was talking about

4 thoughts on “The darndest things he says”

    1. Aww! <3
      We (or at least I) miss your company too! When is your wanderlust bringing you to Japan again? Let's go check out some other random cafes! :D

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